Can i stop survive ?

I am well and truly sick. My face feels like it wants to explode, my neck is stiffer than, well, something much more fun than a sore neck, my shoulders feel like they're going to fall off, my stomach is churning, my ears are itchy, and I ache in more places than I knew it was possible to ache. It is possible that my internal body temperature is slightly above triple fahrenheit digits, and that I'm tickled pink which is slightly less fun than it sounds, since the tickling is inside my throat.